Amazingly it has been 5 months since my son was born. He has grown so much since his surprise birth one month early. His vocabulary (goo, growl, grunt) continues to grow with raspberries, and combinations of the above. In addition, he has recently found his toes, and started a clinching motion with his hands.
I have noticed that time has accelerated. My theory is that the number of interacting people in the house directly relates to the speed time is passing at. Does this mean I am having fun?
For example, at a large party, the house is full of 15-20 people, everyone is conversing, and having fun. The time from the start of the party, to when the cops show up 4 hrs later, appears to only be about 1 hour in real-time.
As a correlary, the meeting I am sitting in has only be going on for about an hour, and yet feels like it has been 2-3 hours now. I guess this would also explain those never-ending stays in school detention, and visits to the dentist.
Controlling time: So this would imply that it is possible to speed up and slow down time. Next time you feel that time is going by too fast, try working on some complex calculus equations, or doing your taxes. When you feel it is not passing quick enough, trying to find something fun to do with your neighbors, like buzzword bingo!
