The Lost Manual: BABEE - Chapter 2

Congratulations, you have now completed one full year with your BABEE unit. During the last few months, you should have noticed some drastic changes. This chapter is to cover some of the additional challenges that come with your growing BABEE.

Mobility Starting at about 9 months, your BABEE unit probably started quad appendage mobility. As your BABEE strengthens, this will convert to two legged, then full speed running. Traction control is recommended to keep up with your BABEE unit, especially in crowded areas.

Safety Along with the increased mobility, comes the increased need for unit safety. Your BABEE unit has been programmed with innate curiosity. This is to help the unit learn faster, unfortunately, it also has no limits. You may find that your BABEE is attempting to climb up on your furniture, check the contents of the silverware drawer, and taste the cleaning fluid under your sinks. It is in your best interest to protect your unit. Here are a few useful tricks:

1. Relocate toxic chemicals to a white room safety cabinet.
2. Implement biometric scanners on chemical cabinets and cutting utensils.
3. Lock down delicate computer equipment.
4. Attach earthquake bands to your large-screen television and other electronic equipment.

Interaction
With increased mobility, and if you have been working on the manual interaction method, your patience should be paying off. Somewhere around the 1 year mark, your unit should start showing signs of mimicking your language and vocal tonality.

This is a work in progress (I have a different story running through my head and can't seem to focus on this one.) ... check back for the entire document. Make sure to check out Chapter 1 of this book.